You heard it here, folks. Next month, I'm coming home! For good!!! *pops confetti*
Now, don't you all jump at once! No, I'm kidding. Gosh, this job training program is tedious torture! But it's taught me some things, I guess. I'm grateful for the experience, no doubt. But I'm so ecstatic to come home. I'm throwing a big party and inviting all my friends. It's going to be wonderful.
But until then, all I can do is picture it. I'm lonely, guys. Hit me up sometime if you aren't busy?